Dream for an insomniac ( literally!!!)

Ever had premonitions prior to your results being announced? Constant ringing voices in your head? Sleepless nights characterized by loud swearing ? Don’t worry you are not ghajini aamir in the making. These are just a few symptoms of a person who has screwed up in an exam and is hoping for a miracle to happen. Being a master in the above said art it is not difficult to contemplate the experience of such people.

                                         

There is always the dream sequence  How can one forget the dream sequence ?You are there sleeping serenly and waltzing away in your dream with keira knightley – only her face is suddenly replaced by the engineering mechanics professor, laughing in a maniacal way and saying “enna pa ? naan appove sonnen padikalana ipidi thaan agum“ . Literally and figuratively speaking, it’s like dancing with devil in the pale moonlight!

 

The dates for the announcement of results are maintained as an even greater mystery. (Yes, better than raaz 2 story line ).Thanks to the excellent educational system followed by the anna university.It creates a certain mystical aura around itself, highlighting its hep factor.Total educational atyachar ( incidentally, the topic of my next article )

The constant sms waves propagating about the results being announced sends a chill down one’s spine! These range from unwillingly believable ones to extremely humorous ones!! (There was this one which read “results are out …. Please check out airtel live horoscope first to see if this week is good …. If not please hit the next staff who enters on the head thrice for good luck and then check your result). Damn, the peeps are getting creative by the day J

 

Finally when the d-day arrives, we remain clueless carrying our mundane activities without a hassle. Then there is this message reading “results are out “.Our primary reaction is “Ah, the same old crap “.When it is followed by fifteen more messages reading the same thing , our reaction changes to “Oh crap ! “.Then with surprising agility we are there in front of the computer. The few minutes before the page loads seem like an eternity in which a lot of  images flash across our minds which by and large involve the kiera/e-mech prof image laughing hysterically and in the end when the results page comes up , there are sounds of violins, guitars and birds chirping in the background and my mom shouting " Oi get up !!".